Best bum ever.
There I was, in the moment of taking the most giant dump of my life onto the hardwood floor. Everything was going well, nobody in sight to interrupt me in my zone. It was the perfect place and time to finally settle down my little bum and let it all roll out. Drop by drop it slipped out into a little cute pile, it’s the the exact shape of the poop face emoji. But, the little pile would not be the exact thing compared to the overused emoji. It would only be sitting there and being wait to be picked up by my human. For them, they were my personal servant for everything. Feed, bathing, picking up my stinky secret piles; either inside or out. They were everything I need to be the supreme leader to dominate over everything. For me, I would always lick their face trying to signal others that this human was clearly mine; and mine alone. For them, I pooped on the hardwood floor so they noticed that I truly care for them. Since, I’m such royalty in this h